A chaotic house, a perfect couple

Chapter 169 Chang Dafen vs Ma Gaosheng

The wind tonight is so noisy, and the moonlight tonight is so intoxicating.

Chang Dafen is also so fascinating under the moonlight.

Oh no, it's confusion.

Chang Dafen's face was flushed, her eyes were blurry, and her clothes were disheveled. She hugged Ma Gaosheng from their yard and refused to let go, shouting, "I know, I know, you like me, right? It was you who pinched my butt just now, right?" (Thanks to Baozi for the reminder above, it seems more funny with someone else, hahahaha~)

Chang Dafen smiled shyly, "Don't be like this, damn it, I'm willing to do whatever I want!"

After saying this, she pouted her lips and offered them her flaming red lips.

Ma Gaosheng: “!!!”

The changes of Ma Gaosheng's face from green to blue and purple are very spectacular.

He suppressed his nausea and fear and struggled madly to push the person away. "Bah! Bah! I didn't pinch your butt! You got the wrong person! Aunt Chang, wake up! I'm Ma Gaosheng, wake up! Let me go!"

I'm not your mistress! Let me go, old man! How long has it been since you last showered and changed clothes? The smell is choking me! Ahhhh!

But Chang Dafen not only did not wake up, but she also stuck closer to Ma Gaosheng as if she had seen the man she loved.

Then, while struggling, Ma Gaosheng saw Chang Dafen's mouth, like some man-eating monster, getting closer and closer to him...

"Let me go! Let me go! Ahhhh! Help!"

Ma Gaosheng's neck kept tilting back and he screamed in fear.

With a "baji" sound.

Aunt Chang's fiery red lips were imprinted on Ma Gaosheng's cheek.

The sky is falling apart and the earth is splitting apart! My soul is shattered!

That's all!

Ma Gaosheng's face changed instantly.

Ma Gaosheng bent over and began to retch.

“…Ugh, ugh, ugh!!”

“…Hiccup!”

I almost vomited out the last night’s meal.

Everyone at the scene opened their mouths wide enough to fit an egg, and stared at the shocking scene in front of them.

They didn't know whether to be shocked that Ma Gaosheng had pinched Aunt Chang's butt? Or shocked that Chang Dafen had kissed Ma Gaosheng?!

Either of these two is very explosive when taken alone. Absolutely explosive.

The kind that can blow up the whole audience, and shock people so much that they are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

These two people are really hiding things!

Everyone stretched their heads, pricked up their ears, and opened their mouths wide to eat the melon.

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! I made the right choice to come to the movies today!

This is even more exciting than the movie!

"No, what's wrong with Aunt Chang? Why does she look drunk?" Some people were reluctant to believe that Chang Dafen was such a person. It was none other than Aunt Yan. Although Aunt Yan and Chang Dafen didn't get along, she admired one thing about Chang Dafen: her loyalty.

Aunt Chang has never remarried or had any contact with other men since Old Man Zheng died. How loyal she is!

In the eyes of Aunt Yan, who had her feet bound, women like her should be faithful to one man!

This is what a good woman is!

But she's not like that slutty vixen Bai Zhenzhu, who flirts with men everywhere!

Guan Ailian rolled her eyes. "Hmph, I don't smell any alcohol. I'm afraid he's just pretending. Don't forget, Aunt Chang has peeked at Ma Gaosheng in the bathroom before. He has a criminal record. Who knows? He might have been eyeing him for a long time." She wouldn't miss a single opportunity, vowing to trample Chang Dafen into the mud. Hmph, you dare to challenge her!

After Guan Ailian said this, everyone remembered it.

Didn’t Chang Dafen go to the public restroom a few months ago to peek at Ma Gaosheng while he was using the toilet?

Could it be that you had been thinking about this since then?

Aunt Yan, who had spoken for Chang Dafen before, also remained silent.

She took back what she had said before, bah! Such an old and shameless old rogue was not worthy of her mentioning!

……

Ma Gaosheng was vomiting profusely, but Chang Dafen wasn't done yet. She pulled him into her arms again and snorted, "You bastard, I finally caught you, don't even think about escaping!"

Ma Gaosheng was vomiting and was pulled by her unexpectedly, causing him to stagger and almost choke on his saliva.

"Help! Help! Someone, pull this crazy woman away! Save me! Wuuuuuu!"

Chang Dafen felt increasingly hot and unbearable, as if ants were crawling all over her body. She twisted her body a few times in unbearable pain.

He dragged out the tone and said in an ambiguous tone, "Damn it, I feel so bad, please help me, help me~~~"

How can he help?!

Ma Gaosheng felt a chill on his back and let out a sharp cry, "You, you, what are you doing?! Aunt Chang, where are you putting your hands?! Chang Dafen, you old shrew, what are you doing?!" Ma Gaosheng's voice was trembling with fear.

Damn it, he knew it, he knew it! This old scoundrel has always coveted him!

It wasn't enough that he peeked at me while I was in the toilet before, now he actually took the opportunity to hug me and touch me in public!

This old scoundrel! This old, starving, pervert!!!

"Help! Help! There's an old gangster!"

"Someone come! Is there anyone who can take care of this old scoundrel?"

How could these people be so cold and heartless!

They watched him being molested by an old lady and did nothing. Are they still human?!

In fact, it was not that everyone did not save him on purpose, but the incident was too shocking. Everyone had not recovered for a while and was immersed in eating melons and had no time to care about anything else.

Moreover, everyone subconsciously believes that men can't suffer any losses, so no one really reacts.

If Ma Gaosheng knew this idea, he would cry to death.

Men can't take any hardship, but, but this is an old lady! How can it be the same? Huh?!

Ma Gaosheng frantically resisted the attack in panic, but Chang Dafen was an old lady and he didn't know how strong her hands were. Ma Gaosheng tried to block it with both hands but couldn't. He could only watch her two hands like dry bark defile his beautiful body.

An unexpected move by Chang Dafen.

Everyone exclaimed: "Oh my God!!!" Their eyes almost fell to the ground!

Is it so fierce right from the start?!

Is this something they can watch without paying?

Then, here comes the point!

She, she even... then let out a jeerous laugh.

Ma Gaosheng looked at the old lady's bark-like face in disbelief. He was stunned for a while, and suddenly, he let out a shrill cry.

"Ahhhh!!!"

The cry was so cruel and mournful, and the mournfulness also revealed a sense of excruciating pain and a desire to lose all desire to live.

It really makes people sad when they hear it and makes people cry when they see it.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Two tears of despair slid down from the corners of Ma Gaosheng's eyes.

Ma Gaosheng felt extremely sad.

He is dirty, he is dirty, he is really dirty!

He was actually touched by Chang Dafen, such a sloppy, vulgar and disgusting old lady!

Such a disgusting old lady, whom I used to look down upon, actually took advantage of me!

Insult! This is absolutely an insult to him!

Chang Dafen, if he doesn't avenge Ma Gaosheng, he's not a man! Woo woo woo!

Not far away, next to the movie projector, Ren Yongsheng watched this scene, and strangely, he felt a little relieved, but also a little scared.

Damn it, luckily I just pinched Chang Dafen’s butt. If I still feel disgusted, I can just go home and wash my hands with soap a few more times and they will be clean.

The problem is not big.

If this slovenly old lady touched me there, my God! How big a psychological trauma would that cause?

I'm afraid it won't be clean even if I wash my bald skin.

Who knows, it might even affect my ability to regain my glory...

Thinking of this, Ren Yongsheng actually felt a strange sense of sympathy for Ma Gaosheng.

Poor God, why did he get targeted by Chang Dafen, this extremely sloppy old lady?

After the shock today, can this man still be a man?