readsfreenovel Chapter 142 has already behaved himself, please let him go - S01E06
Chapter 142 has already behaved himself, please let him go - S01E06
While you diligently and silently repair the inn's walls, Cherry and Angel "sincerely" invite you to have a wild time with them in the Pride Ring, the kind where you don't drink alcohol.
...but you refused.
You still remember being drugged and having your pants pulled down by Angel—
This guy is the one who made your body structure known to the world in the inn!
"Hey! Baby! I know you're still holding a grudge about what happened last time, but nobody expected there would be someone in hell with such a terrible alcohol tolerance as you!"
Angel, who has no sense of boundaries, affectionately put his arm around your shoulder and said this in a cheeky manner.
"And my hot little bitch, if it weren't for that time you got drunk, I wouldn't have known you were hiding such a big..."
Before Angel could say any more lewd things and reach out to you, you finally snapped and curled him up with your tail.
("Oh, baby, harder!")
After he let out an extremely ominous gasp, you, wishing you had no ears, painfully rubbed your temples.
"Come on, my saintly sweet bitch! When I'm with you, that little slut Angel even sends fewer depressive texts!"
The cherry bomb, who didn't treat you like an outsider at all, hugged you, who was much taller than her, and pressed you down like a big sister.
"Do you know what this son of a bitch does every night now?! I'll send you this fucking amazing midnight snack made by that hellish Michelin-starred, asexual chef!"
The passionate girl pressed your head hard against her ample breasts with one hand, while her other hand dug a couple of holes in your temples.
She mischievously slipped a lit bomb into your hand, then, like a triumphant kitten, squinted her one eye and grinned, "Here you go! A little gift!"
"..."
Staring at the sizzling bomb in her hand, the Dragon Girl, showing no sign of panic, gripped it tightly with an expressionless face.
In an instant, the pink bomb with the green skull printed on it was transformed into a dried red snapdragon.
You blew a breath at the withered plant that resembled a pink skull, and the snapdragons, shattered in the wind, were swept away by an invisible river towards Cherry Bomb and Angel's heads, and then—
With a "bang," it exploded into colorful fragments, like the opening act of a party.
The glittering debris disappeared after it hit the ground.
The dragon girl, dressed in a black and red outfit in an oriental style, stood alone in place.
She bowed slightly to the cherry bomb-like woman with her hair in a high ponytail in front of her, and she didn't seem angry at all.
As the fragments dissipated into the air, the Dragon Girl smiled somewhat helplessly and politely at the Cherry Bomb with his high ponytail in front of her, "...Long time no see, darling."
"Ah—! You're my favorite slutty magician! Damn it, there's no one in this hell who can make me happier than you! I really want to sleep with you!"
The boisterous girl exclaimed loudly, tightening her grip on the dragon girl's neck. "Come on! If Angel and I go out shopping and have fun, it'll be half as much fun without you! Come on! It's been so long, hasn't it?"
Your ears are filled with profanity, so you feel a little helpless: "..."
"You bitch, that kind of off-stage talk is against the rules~ And, ha! What a pity? ■■■ is our inn's head chef!"
Before you could react, Angel, whom you had tossed aside with her tail, smugly snatched you back into her arms from Cherry Bomb's grasp with her four paws. "Besides, this girl's been having a really tough time lately! So don't even think about sleeping with her."
"...Are you two still making that pointless bet? Cherry Bomb, don't forget you're straight. Don't compromise your sexual orientation for this kind of bet; it won't end well!"
After hearing the topic you least wanted to hear, your suddenly frightened gaze darted between Angel and the cherry bomb several times.
"Ha! You stupid little bitch, when you have two, your gender doesn't matter at all!"
"...Enough! Stop talking!!"
Upon hearing the other person utter that word completely, you immediately regretted releasing Angel from your tail before you could even stop them.
"What's the stake?"
Hesk, who had somehow appeared next to you, asked with droopy eyelids and great interest.
...You simply can't believe Hessker would be interested in something like this!
The dragon girl glanced in astonishment at the gossipy cat beside her.
"I bet you and this bitch bomb queen in front of you who can be the first to sleep with [redacted]!"
Angel seemed to have no intention of avoiding the question about Hesker.
Spider Sinner and Cherry Bomb stood side by side, answering Big Cat's question before you could.
He seemed to be in a good mood.
When they were discussing the stakes, their eyebrows even twitched upwards in unison, as if in a silent teasing.
"So you're betting with me who can sleep with Alastor in all of hell, and then betting with your friend who can be the first to sleep with [redacted]?"
The big cat, speaking in a low voice, couldn't help but let out a few gloating laughs. "What a talented, enviable jerk."
Don't praise them at times like this!
"...They're not serious, don't praise them."
Seeing this, you, who have suddenly become the only victim, immediately couldn't help but clarify.
"I'm always serious about these things... Would you like to give it a try?"
"Come on, I'll make you feel like you're in heaven!"
……
Damn it, you didn't offend anyone!
Looking at Cherry Bomb and Angel, whose attitudes were ambiguous, you were so frightened that your hair was about to stand on end, and you stared wide-eyed in rare terror.
The dragon girl, her body completely stiff, twitched at the corner of her mouth and clearly intended to take a step back.
Angel might say such outrageous and risqué things to you when she's alone, but when she's with Cherry Bomb, their attitude—whether it's a joke or they're serious—still manages to scare you quite a bit.
However, to your surprise...
An unexpected inn member suddenly appears and helps you solve your current troubles.
The serpentine criminal, who appeared out of nowhere and whose drinking habits were unknown, spat out everything in his mouth upon seeing the cherry bomb.
He slid his body along, yelling something like, "Ah! My nemesis!" as he ran towards the cherry bomb.
The latter seemed to despise Sir Pensius, while Angel and Hesker watched the spectacle with amusement, and Nefertti shouted, "Fight! Fight!"
Seeing that the situation seemed to be escalating, you, who had been standing not far away avoiding the fight, suddenly and inopportunely recalled one of Shirley's many instructions—
"..."
You looked up at the old inn, which seemed unlikely to withstand the ravages of these few troublemakers, and then sighed deeply.
Well, it seems things might go on forever if they continue like this, and you're not entirely without plans...
"Hey, here's my credit card. Aren't you two going out? Why don't you take this opportunity to take everyone out for some fun?"
The dragon girl pulled a card from her sleeve and patted the spider sinner on the shoulder helplessly.
After the latter turned his head, she immediately shoved the card in her hand into his.
"...Oh? You've finally figured it out?"
After Angel raised an eyebrow and, in a cheeky gesture, hooked his finger around your chin, you cast a protective spell around Cherry Bomb and Sir Pantheon to prevent them from accidentally blowing up the inn.
After signaling to Number Three, who was entrenched in the inn, not to attack "the cherry bomb who beat Pantheon so badly" you slowly turned to Angel.
"This has nothing to do with enlightenment. I'm serious about having you take everyone out... You mean that kind of exchange activity that Shirley mentioned?"
"Take good care of everyone today, I need to go out for a bit."
You first gently patted Angel's head with the tip of your tail, then turned to look at Hesk, who was drinking aimlessly.
"Of course, if Angel gets too drunk, we'll have to trouble you. Keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't take anything. Also, this origami crane can teleport everyone directly back to the hotel, I..."
Hesk glanced indifferently at the golden origami crane in your hand, but before he could reach for it, Angel snatched it from your hand so fast that even you were stunned.
Perhaps realizing you were determined, and knowing how stubborn you were, the Spider Sinner first stuffed the card you gave him into his chest, and then, pretending to be a teenager, impatiently waved his hand at you.
"■■■, do you realize that you're like a middle-aged couple who want to enjoy their time together as a couple and therefore send all the children away?"
"..."
"……What did you say!?"
When he teases you, you immediately frown and glare at him.
"Alright, alright! You old-fashioned mom! I know what I should do, just go to your supermarket and grab the discounted items!"
Angel, whose words were laced with sarcasm, ignored your dissatisfaction and simply greeted the cherry tree not far away, "Yo! Bitch! We've got some start-up capital from a sucker! Let's take the poor wretch you beat to a pulp and go drinking all night!"
You, who have earned the title of "sucker": "..."
Cherry Bomb didn't seem surprised by the conclusion; she simply protested the idea of taking everyone out.
As they passed by, the passionate and fiery girl and Angel grabbed you at the same time, leaving two wet and loud kisses on your cheek.
Before leaving, Hesker even threw a comment at you, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, saying, "You're so popular it's almost pathetic, perfect chef mommy."
...How infuriating!
After everyone left, the once noisy inn fell into an eerie silence that was somewhat unsettling.
After using your abilities to restore everything to its original state, you finally smoothed out the wrinkles in your clothes and took off your apron.
After a brief silence, you sighed and turned to walk towards the inn's study.