readsfreenovel Chapter 133 You'll regret this!
Chapter 133 You'll regret this!
Chen Xiaobai managed to escape unscathed by cracking jokes. As long as I have a thick skin, embarrassment will never catch up with me!
In the end, Zhang Wei helped Chen Xiaobai out of the predicament with a single sentence: "Who among you can squeeze in with me tonight?"
Guan Gu, who was the slowest to react, got a new pet!
Chen Xiaobai stood up for him, saying, "You're taking advantage of Guan Gu because he's Japanese and slow to understand Chinese. I despise you!"
Lu Ziqiao/Zeng Xiaoxian: "You think you're so great, so high and mighty? Go and take in your childhood friend!"
"See you!"
Chen Xiaobai ran away without looking back. He walked away resolutely, then turned back and asked, "How about we help Zhang Wei get the house back?"
Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian shook their heads vigorously; they had no desire to face Hu Yifei!
Chen Xiaobai: "You'd better not regret this!"
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Zhang Wei: "Guan Gu, you're truly my best friend, hehehe..."
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night.
Zhang Wei picked up the handcuffs and handcuffed himself and Guan Gu together.
Guan Gu raised his handcuffed hand and asked in confusion, "What are you doing?"
"I'll handcuff our hands together, so that if I sleepwalk and try to jump off the balcony at night, I can wake you up!"
"But... if you leave the key with me, and if I can't stop you, I can guarantee I won't be taken down with you!"
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After Guan Gu took the key, he casually stuffed it under the pillow. When he lifted the pillow, he could still see a piece of rope. This was his last trump card!
If Zhang Wei makes any unusual move, this rope will help him stay calm.
Zhang Wei lay on the bed and whispered, "Guan Gu, this is the first time I've slept in the same bed with someone else, but it feels pretty good!"
"But I feel something's off!" Guan Gu said with a stern face, clearly dissatisfied with the result.
"But I don't find it strange at all. Your bed feels so welcoming—soft pillows, a soft mattress, a soft blanket, and even something inside the blanket that's soft too."
Guan Gu slowly turned his head and stared at him: "That's my calf!"
"sorry!"
Zhang Wei immediately calmed down, turned around and lay down, no longer moving around.
After a while...
Has anyone ever told you that your calves are very flexible?
"No!!! I don't want people to say I'm weak!!! Especially not as a man!"
Guan Gu instantly went berserk. After a speechless roar, he could only sit up and pick up the notebook next to him.
Zhang Wei looked up at him in confusion, "Aren't you going to sleep?"
"I'm afraid it might be dangerous if I fall asleep!!! I'd better watch some DVDs instead, you go to sleep!"
Guan Gu replied irritably, then tried to pull his hand away.
However, his hands were firmly handcuffed by Zhang Wei. After struggling for a long time, Zhang Wei simply turned to the side and hugged his arm, as if he wanted to watch the scene with him.
Guan Gu glared at him, and had no choice but to give in.
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"Is the movie 'Guan Gu' good?"
"Operation Proposal, the highest-rated show in Japan!"
"Does the DVD you bought have copyright protection?"
"What's it to you? Go to sleep!!!"
"Watching pirated content is discouraged!"
"I bought the genuine product, you can rest assured!"
"That's good......"
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Zhang Wei: "Don't you get tired of reading without subtitles?"
Guan Gu: "...Because I'm Japanese..."
"Oh, a Japanese person~"
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"I can't believe I'm still watching such an old show..."
"Can't I like Masami Nagasawa?!"
"Sure, sure, I like her too!"
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"However, the actresses I like usually don't have good endings. I used to like Ai Iijima, but she died; I also liked Noriko Sakai, but she became a drug addict..."
"Tsk~, do you think Masami Nagasawa would do drugs?"
"Snapped!"
Guan Gu silently closed his laptop, his eyes narrowing, revealing a murderous aura.
He pulled out a rope, tied it up, unlocked the handcuffs, grabbed him, and ran out to Lu Ziqiao's door.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Ziqiao! Lü Ziqiao! Come out!"
"What are you doing~~~"
Lu Ziqiao opened the door in a daze.
Guan Gu handed the end of the rope to Lü Ziqiao, then handcuffed him. "He's yours! My room and my bed are yours now. I'm going somewhere else! Otherwise, I'm jumping off the building!!!"
After Guan Gu finished speaking in a frantic manner, he went straight into Lu Ziqiao's room, locked the door, and went to sleep!
"Why are you giving this to me?! Hey!"
boom!
The two people outside the door looked at each other...
Zhang Wei: Good evening~
Lu Ziqiao: "......"
"Why don't you just put him in a brown paper bag and burn him?!"
"Drive~"
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In the end, Lu Ziqiao resigned himself to his fate and took Zhang Wei back to Guan Gu's room.
However, Lu Ziqiao wasn't used to sleeping in the same bed with someone, so he found an air mattress, handed it to Zhang Wei, unlocked the handcuffs and ropes, and set him free.
Zhang Wei lay down and exclaimed, "I've never slept on an air mattress before!"
"This is a Simmons mattress, not an air mattress!"
Lu Ziqiao didn't open his eyes and mumbled incoherently.
"No wonder! I saw a TV sales ad for a new air mattress that supports your back when you sleep on it. Don't you think it would be more comfortable than this one?"
"If you find this uncomfortable, you can sleep on a park bench!"
Lu Ziqiao understood his implied meaning, but he didn't want to indulge him, so he spoke bluntly.
Zhang Wei said with a hint of sadness, "You know what, I actually slept with him!"
Lu Ziqiao: "Tsk..."
Zhang Wei continued, "Although it's a bit chilly, it's made of wood after all, which is good for your back..."
"Do you have to switch places with me to shut up?!" Lu Ziqiao sat up abruptly, annoyed.
Zhang Wei said somewhat awkwardly, "I've already caused you so much trouble, how can I possibly accept this..."
"Hurry up!!! I'll switch with you!"
Lu Ziqiao got up and said impatiently.
Zhang Xiaobailian: "You really don't need to put up with me~"
"Shut up!!! Go to bed!"
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Hearing this roar from next door, Chen Xiaobai, who was still working hard, couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "Zhang Wei is indeed Zhang Wei. If he were born in ancient times, he could compete with Tang Sanzang for a position!"
Luckily, I had the foresight!
Lin Qingqing turned around and rubbed her eyes: "What are you doing? Why aren't you moving?"
"It's okay, I was just wondering what color handcuffs you like, I'll buy you a new pair!"
"Pah, you're never serious all day long!"
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Meanwhile, Lu Ziqiao was already lying on the air mattress, letting Zhang Wei count sheep.
Zhang Wei: "One sheep, two sheep, three sheep... two thousand four six sheep, two thousand four seven sheep..."
"Ah!!! Why aren't you asleep yet?!"
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After some arguing, Lu Ziqiao gave in, and Zhang Wei began a new hypnosis method—counting dumplings!
Because dumplings (水饺) and sleeping (睡睡) are homophones!
Zhang Wei: "One dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings, four dumplings... ninety-six dumplings, ninety-seven dumplings, ninety-eight dumplings... and so on!!!"
"what!!!"
Lu Ziqiao was startled awake and sat up with lingering fear as he looked at him.
Zhang Wei: "I'm hungry!"
Lu Ziqiao: “＊*%￥@x￥%......”
"I regret it so much!!!"
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