readsfreenovel Chapter 159 I am indeed very cool, and you? And you are indeed quite eccentric.
Chapter 159 I am indeed very cool, and you? And you are indeed quite eccentric.
As soon as Hu Yifei entered the room, she saw Yu Mo, who had transformed into a gypsy girl, dancing gracefully and displaying her beautiful figure.
Hu Yifei, naturally unwilling to let Neo be the only one to be beautiful, grabbed Neo and said with an air of dominance, "Handsome, would you do me a favor?"
Neo: "???"
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3601.
Zeng Xiaoxian held a poached chicken and fiddled with it, muttering to himself, "Stylish look~ Tch!"
You are all big stars! You are all the main characters in your own lives!
"Brother Chicken, how about becoming a big star? How about a fashionable look?"
As he was fiddling with things, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized that Hu Yifei hadn't returned from running errands yet. He immediately prepared to go next door to check, complaining as he did so, "Running errands takes way too long! It's ridiculous!"
He picked up the poached chicken and said to it, "How about we go find her?"
Boiled Chicken: "......"
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"boom!"
The door to room 3602 was pushed open.
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned the moment he entered the door carrying a chicken.
Wearing a white suit and a white top hat, Hu Yifei looked dashing and heroic.
Then he performed another set of Michael Jackson dance moves, instantly turning Zeng Xiaoxian into a little fanboy.
I couldn't resist tearing off a chicken leg and stuffing it into my mouth.
Boiled chicken: "Speak up for me!!!"
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As a result, Zeng Xiaoxian also fell under Neo's control.
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Chen Xiaobai was also very busy at the time and was in a bad mood!
"Holy crap, have you no shame?!"
Chen Xiaobai looked at the obsequious Lu Ziqiao in front of him and couldn't help but curse in exasperation.
The reason is that it was a video recorded today, which was originally intended to threaten him into handing over "Lüshi Chunqiu".
Then use "Lüshi Chunqiu" to seduce Xiao Hei, so that I will never lack toys in the future, and it will also be much more convenient if I have something to do.
To everyone's surprise, everything was taken into consideration, except that Lu Ziqiao was completely unrestricted and even took pride in it.
Furthermore, the person wanted to post the video online so that countless young girls could see it...
Chen Xiaobai admitted that he had indeed underestimated Lu Ziqiao's shamelessness.
Lu Ziqiao was quite pleased with himself. He wasn't even in a hurry to find someone to punish the stylist. He leaned over to Chen Xiaobai and sighed, "Xiaobai, why don't you just give in to me and post the video online?"
"Impossible! Don't even think about it!"
Chen Xiaobai was so annoyed that he turned around and ran away.
Lu Ziqiao quickly chased after him, "Don't run away! Let's discuss it some more!"
And while the two were arguing.
Guan Gu also met his online girlfriend.
A gentle, beautiful, and generous elementary school teacher.
Xiaoman was initially quite pleased with Guan Gu; he was tall and looked good.
But she felt uncomfortable when Guan Gu opened his mouth.
Guan Gu's Mandarin always uses the second tone. Ordinary people would not care, but he is a Chinese language teacher who teaches spoken language all day long, so he is naturally very sensitive to it.
So...she made an excuse by calling her best friend and ran away.
Guan Gu, bewildered, returned to the apartment, where only Youyou and Zhang Wei remained, watching the classic TV series "Meteor Garden".
Actually, it's because Yu Mo didn't change the disc, and they were too lazy to change it.
As soon as Guan Gu opened the door, the two noticed that his expression was a little strange.
"Guan Gu, you're back!"
Zhang Wei went over and greeted them.
However, there was no response. Guan Gu was focused on his phone and had no intention of replying.
Seeing this, Zhang Wei patted him on the shoulder and asked curiously, "How was your date tonight? You seem so distracted. Are you sure you won't be in trouble if it gets out of hand?"
"Do I... look strange?" Guan Gu pointed to himself, looking confused.
Zhang Wei took a sip of milk. "It's very good!"
"But something feels off..."
Guan Gu explained to Zhang Wei, puzzled, "We only dated for a few minutes before she went to the bathroom. When she came back, she received a phone call saying her house was on fire and asked me to meet her another time."
"Fire?!?"
Zhang Wei was shocked, and immediately stood up for Guan Gu, saying, "She couldn't even come up with a decent reason!"
"You mean she made it up? But I saw her on the phone!"
Guan Gu found it hard to believe and instead defended Xiao Man.
Just then, Tang Youyou, who was watching TV nearby, suddenly realized something and couldn't help but interject, "Oh~, so that phone call was about you!"
After saying that, he suddenly remembered something, closed his lips tightly, and stared straight at the television.
Two people: "......"
Guan Gu quickly moved closer and pressed, "Youyou, do you know something?!"
"do not know!"
Guan Gu stares~
Youyou's composed expression vanished in an instant, and she said with difficulty, "I can't go into too much detail about this!"
"Tell me, or I'll die with my eyes open!"
Guan Gu urged anxiously, repeatedly attempting to commit seppuku with his hands.
"Okay, okay, actually I was at the bar just now too. I hadn't thought about it, but when you guys mentioned it, I remembered it."
Seeing this, Youyou had no choice but to compromise and honestly tell the whole story.
It turns out that Youyou was sitting by the restroom door at the bar (we didn't dare ask her why she was sitting there...).
When Xiaoman came out of the restroom, Youyou overheard her talking on the phone with her best friend.
Xiaoman disliked Guangu's strange accent and worried that spending too much time with him would lead her astray. She wanted to introduce him to her best friend next time.
After that, Xiaoman made up some excuse and left.
The truth is revealed!
"I see...and then her house caught fire???"
Guan Gu screamed in despair, "Is my accent really that disgusting?!"
"Guan Gu, don't be angry, we're actually quite used to it!"
Youyou tried to comfort him, her eyes filled with worry. She wished she hadn't told him!
Guan Gu said hysterically, "As the Chinese often say, you get used to vomiting after a while!"
After saying that, Guan Gu walked back to his room dejectedly.
"Guan Gu..."
Youyou and Zhang Wei called out to him, trying to comfort him, but received no response.
Seeing this, Zhang Wei couldn't help but exclaim, "So this is how you can die when you meet someone online..."
(Zhang Wei: "The moment that girl heard Guan Gu's voice, their love was already dead! Guanggu has actually created another tragedy in the field of online dating that can be compared to the 'death upon meeting in person'—'voice-killed love'!") (Narration)
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Bar downstairs.
As soon as Chen Xiaobai entered the bar, he was immediately drawn to a group of people dancing wildly.
A woman in red, a well-dressed woman, a cool woman in white, and... a crazy man...
"Hey, you can complain all you want, but can't you at least keep it to yourself, or turn your mic down a bit?"
Zeng Xiaoxian took off his glasses and looked at Chen Xiaobai with displeasure.
Hu Yifei stood up, dancing as she went over to cheer, "I think Xiaobai is right, I really am cool, and you? You really are crazy, hahaha~"
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