readsfreenovel Chapter 180 Pandas Eat Bamboo, Fish-Flavored Fresh Vegetables!
Chapter 180 Pandas Eat Bamboo, Fish-Flavored Fresh Vegetables!
Chen Xiaobai also had another reason for doing this: Zhang Wei was hospitalized after eating crayfish, wasn't he?
If he takes all the crayfish, then Zhang Wei won't get any.
Kill two birds with one stone!
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Meanwhile, Sekiya also invited Mori Shinbei over.
As soon as I entered, I introduced Yu Mo and You You to them.
Shinbei did the same thing as before, blowing up a puppy-shaped balloon and giving it to Tang Youyou.
It has to be said, having one trick up your sleeve can get you by any lengths!
After everyone sat down, Shinbei looked at Sekiya with a puzzled expression: "So, what exactly do you want to do with me today?"
Guan Gu smiled and said, "Guess!"
Shinbei: "Huh?"
"I know you already know!" Guan Gu revealed a knowing smile.
The recruit was even more confused; "How did you know I already knew? But I don't even know what I'm supposed to know?"
Guan Gu still had that confident, panda-eating-bamboo expression; "I know you know things others don't, but I've seen your performance, so you should know that I know what you know!"
Tang Youyou and Yu Mo, who were standing to the side, were already stunned.
After a moment of silence, Tang Youyou asked the classic question: "Why are those two Japanese people speaking Chinese together?"
Yu Mo: "......"
At this point, Shinbei had already broken down and hurriedly asked, "I... I really don't know what you're talking about. I know that others don't know, but I just want to know, tell me, what do you know?"
However, Guan Gu thought Shinbei was being mysterious, so he immediately smiled mysteriously and said, "Hahaha~, you~ know!"
Tang Youyou, who was standing to the side, finally couldn't stand it anymore and went over to ask, "Master Mao, he invited you here, but didn't he tell you what the purpose of the invitation was?"
"I did ask!"
Shinbei glared resentfully at Sekiya with his small eyes and continued recounting what had happened on the way...
In the taxi;
Shinbei asked in confusion, "Where are we going?"
Guan Gu smiled and said, "Hehe~"
Shinbei was a little scared: "Why did you call me here?"
Guan Gu smiled and said, "Hehe~"
Shinbei suddenly felt a wave of fear, thinking of some terrible things. He immediately clutched his chest and said in terror, "I'm a legitimate entertainer, I sell my art, not my body!"
Guan Gu smiled and said, "Hehe~"
Shinbei: "*?%'"+,? ÷￥Baga-chan,+*+@*%Yama-de++%￥！ ！ ！ ”
Guan Gu smiled and said, "Hehe~"
Shinbei: "......"
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After hearing the whole story, Yu Mo couldn't help but sigh, "Guan Gu, you've scared the master!"
"How could that be? He can read minds!" Guan Gu immediately retorted. In his opinion, Shinbei must have already guessed his thoughts when he went to pick him up, and he was just pretending now!
However, Shinbei instantly breathed a sigh of relief, inwardly speechless; "Mind reading?!?"
"Oh, it was during the last performance, you asked an audience member to pick a word from a newspaper, and you wrote that word on the blackboard without even looking at it!"
Guan Gu immediately recounted his experience watching the program last time.
Youyou said in disbelief, "Really? That's incredible!"
Guan Gu said with an admiring look, "I don't need to say anything at all, because the master saw right through me. He already knows what I'm thinking and what I'm going to do next!"
Tang Youyou: "Uh... I mean, I'm very confident!"
“Naruhodo, Bunkarimashita! (Japanese: Oh, I see!) So you wanted me to perform mind-reading? Why didn't you say so sooner!”
After confirming Sekiya's purpose, Shinbei finally felt relieved and was filled with emotion.
Guan Gu lay on the sofa with a happy expression and exclaimed, "The master is indeed a master! You knew it!"
Yu Mo/Tang Youyou: "......"
"Then let me prepare first, okay?" Shinbei immediately started rummaging through his pockets looking for props. Come to think of it, it was all Guan Gu's fault. He snatched him away without saying anything, and Shinbei hadn't prepared anything yet!
Guan Gu immediately stopped him; "Not now, it's tonight, when the party starts!"
"Are you suggesting I appear on the Spring Festival Gala?"
Shinbei's face lit up instantly. Could it be that he could be on a gala? "Mom, I'm amazing! I can be on a Chinese gala!!!"
However, Yu Mo immediately poured cold water on his enthusiasm: "It's not the one with the big shorts, it's a party at our apartment!"
Shinbei immediately stopped smiling and said seriously, "That won't do! I promised my wife I'd go back to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"
Tang Youyou asked curiously, "Aren't you Japanese? Guan Gu said that Japanese people don't celebrate the Lunar New Year?"
"Oh, it's fish-flavored fresh vegetables!"
"Hmm... I know about shredded pork with fish-fragrant sauce, but can fish-fragrant sauce be used for vegetables?" Yu Mo scratched his head in confusion.
Tang Youyou hesitated and said, "He probably meant 'When in Rome, do as the Romans do'!"
"Oh, so I have to go back now. I wish everyone a Happy New Year, goodbye!"
Shinbei stood up, bowed to everyone, and then turned to leave.
Just then, Guan Gu suddenly shouted, "Master Mori!!!"
Shinbei froze, turning his head away helplessly.
Guan Gu stood up with a sad expression and said in a low voice, "From the first time I saw you when I was five years old, I believed that there were not only people in the world but also gods!"
God becomes God because He can do things that humans cannot!
My mother said that because of the existence of God, children cannot do bad things, because there is an uncle who can know what they are thinking.
Even the slightest, most insidious thought, that's all. I've never done anything wrong in my entire life!
Yu Mo: "Guan Gu's mother really fooled her!"
Guan Gu was still lamenting sadly, even somewhat hysterically; "Today, I finally have the honor of seeing you again, the man closest to God!"
But God, he actually wants to watch the Spring Festival Gala? I can't accept it, I can't accept it!
"I never imagined that mind reading could be educational. Are you truly sincere? Fine, I'll immediately impart the secrets of mind reading to you!"
Upon hearing this, Guan Gu's eyes widened instantly. He couldn't even accept this unexpected surprise and fainted on the sofa in excitement...
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Just then, Zhang Wei's order of chicken wings arrived. Hu Yifei answered the phone. Having been hurt by Chen Xiaobai, the deliveryman gave up his playful attitude and honestly explained that he was a food deliveryman and that she had ten orders of chicken wings to deliver immediately.
At this moment, Zhang Wei stood up and straightened the suit he had just changed into.
Hu Yifei couldn't help but complain that he hadn't been ripped off enough, and now he ordered chicken wings again.
Zhang Weiyi stated firmly, "I'm gathering evidence!"
Only two chapters today. My head is throbbing badly; I don't know if it's the flu. I slept all day and can't muster any energy.