readsfreenovel Chapter 196 The Eight Trigrams are Human Nature!
Chapter 196 The Eight Trigrams are Human Nature!
"You're so thoughtful, you even walked me to the door!"
"Coincidentally, I don't live far away either~~~"
......
As soon as Chen Xiaobai stepped out of the elevator, he heard Tang Youyou and Guan Gu cuddling together at the door.
Speechless for a moment.
These two are currently in the honeymoon phase and are always being affectionate.
Immediately afterwards, the two entered 3601.
Chen Xiaobai quickly followed, but instead of entering 3601, he entered 3602.
Because of this kind of sensuality, the people in the apartment would definitely not let it go.
Sure enough, as soon as I entered, I saw everyone gathered around the sofa, peeking through Ziqiao's computer.
Everyone was startled at the sound, but breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that it was Chen Xiaobai.
Hu Yifei waved her hand impatiently and said, "Xiaobai, why are you so startled? Come here, they're about to start!"
"it is good!"
Chen Xiaobai agreed and quickly went over.
Sure enough, Lu Ziqiao was fiddling with his computer, and the screen displayed Tang Youyou and Guan Gu.
The Transformer on the other end wasn't their own; it had a different shell. They'd been using that Transformer for two seasons already, so they were on guard.
In the scene, the two are embracing, their lips about to close, when Tang Youyou suddenly realizes something is wrong. She turns her head and suddenly notices that the eyes of a toy robot on the TV cabinet are glowing red.
He immediately pushed Guan Gu aside and went over.
After everyone realized that Tang Youyou had discovered them, they hurriedly asked Lu Ziqiao to switch the screen.
The others took drinks or cushions, basically trying to change the subject.
The next second, Tang Youyou and Guan Gu rushed in.
Amidst the chaos, everyone forced a smile; "Hi~ Guan Gu~~~"
"What are you doing?!"
Guan Gu stared at them expressionlessly, his eyes red with anger. Anyone would feel this way if their intimate moment with their girlfriend was interrupted, or even worse.
Tang Youyou also looked indignant.
Zeng Xiaoxian added, "Let's play games!"
Tang Youyou: "What game?"
"Connect the dots!"
Plants vs. Zombies!
"CS:GO!"
"Candy Crush!"
......
Everyone started talking at once, but what they said didn't make any sense. They could only look at each other in frustration. The truth had already been revealed, and there was no need to cover it up anymore.
......
Bar downstairs.
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei clinked glasses and passionately reenacted the scene they had secretly witnessed the night before, even adding some extra details without any restraint.
Yu Mo couldn't stand it any longer and couldn't help but sigh; "You guys are too mean!"
Don't you think it would be more interesting if it continued to develop this way?
Zeng Xiaoxian said dismissively.
Yu Mo retorted relentlessly, "Don't you guys think that spying on other people's dates will cause eye ulcers?"
"Everyone gets a share of the growth!"
Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at everyone around him and nodded in satisfaction. Very good, not a single one of them escaped.
He immediately took a sip of his drink and said, "You didn't even blink when you were watching!"
"Hey! We watched it with the intention of giving our blessings!"
Hu Yifei immediately retorted, unconvinced.
Yu Mo chimed in, "Me too, I want to draw a line between us!"
"Hey, that's not quite right!"
Chen Xiaobai sat up straight immediately. "What boundary? Does peeping have to be divided into good intentions and bad intentions? What bad intentions could we possibly have? Aren't we just wishing them well?"
"That's right, this is how we help them preserve precious historical materials!"
Zeng Xiaoxian gave Chen Xiaobai a compliment.
Zhang Wei also started counting on his fingers as he began to recount: "Every relationship, from beginning to end, is worth recording!"
If the relationship falls apart, these videos will be the infamous "black box"!
"Hey, they're a newlywed couple who've just started getting along so well, and you're cursing them like this!" Yu Mo said indignantly.
Zhang Wei immediately protested his innocence: "It wasn't me who said it, it was Ziqiao who said it!"
Everyone immediately fell silent. They believed that Ziqiao really said those words, because Zhang Wei couldn't possibly say something so philosophical, unless he had the wrong script!
Nevertheless, Hu Yifei still expressed her stance: "I promise, this is the last time I'll watch this kind of thing!"
But Zeng Xiaoxian, who knows her best, was there and immediately saw through her, striking right at her weakness: "I'll send you a robot from Xiaobai later. It supports remote internet monitoring, so you can monitor your brother and Wanyu's every move~"
One second later!
Hu Yifei: "Okay, this is the second to last one!"
Yu Mo: "......"
"When did I... um~"
Just as Chen Xiaobai was about to retort, a dark hand suddenly covered his mouth. Chen Xiaobai quickly pried the hand off, spat twice in disgust, and said irritably, "Teacher Zeng, did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?"
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"This is not important!"
Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment, then awkwardly laughed and changed the subject, before looking at everyone; "See? I knew it, gossip is human nature!"
Chen Xiaobai: "Ugh~, this is very important!"
Zhang Wei recounted the couple's love story, saying, "Wow, if that's the case, Guan Gu and Youyou went from dating to falling in love, then from falling in love to coexisting, from coexisting to dependence, from dependence to marriage, and from marriage to having children—so many steps... Wow, we have so much to gossip about!"
"You've basically grasped the essence!" Zeng Xiaoxian patted his shoulder with satisfaction.
Chen Xiaobai couldn't help but tease, "When can we gossip about you?"
"Did you have to bring this up at such a happy time?"
Zhang Wei's face instantly turned resentful. Was it because he didn't want to be the subject of gossip?
Just then, Guan Gu walked in pushing a stroller, looking utterly dejected. "You guys are gossiping again, aren't you~"
The crowd hadn't quite reacted yet, but after glancing back, they turned back again.
Suddenly realizing something was wrong, he turned around sharply and saw that Guan Gu was pushing a stroller, while Tang Youyou behind him was actually holding a child!
Zhang Wei cried out in a panic, "Alive...alive!"
"You've skipped all the steps?!" Zeng Xiaoxian found it hard to believe.
Qin Yumo: "Oh my Lady Gaga ~~~"
Hu Yifei: "Light speed!"
Chen Xiaobai: "Although, this child really does look a lot like Tang Youyou, especially her eyes, exactly two, no more, no less!"
Guan Gu: Tang Youyou: "???"
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Everyone quickly took the child back to the apartment.
Back at the apartment, the two recounted how they discovered the child.
It was during lunchtime when Tang Youyou and Guan Gu were exchanging opinions about global warming in their room (actually, they were preparing to get intimate) when there was a sudden knock on the door.
Guan Gu was stopped in his tracks by the noise at the door. He stormed out of the room in anger and saw only a woman's back and a baby stroller left at the door...
At the same time, a note was left—I hope you can take responsibility as a father!
The font is all cropped, and the character "任" is even wrong...