readsfreenovel Chapter 207 Assassination of Tang Xiaoyou
Chapter 207 Assassination of Tang Xiaoyou
"Besides clothes and toiletries, Tang Xiaoyou also brought something deadly—an ice pick!"
Chen Xiaobai continued recounting what happened next;
She hid the ice pick under her pillow, and just then, she heard footsteps outside the door...
Then she took something else out of her makeup bag—Wrigley's Spearmint gum—and put it in her mouth to chew.
Suddenly, Guan Gu shouted, "Cut!!!"
"What are you doing, Guan Gu? We're at a crucial moment, don't stop the plot from moving forward!"
Zeng Xiaoxian complained somewhat irritably, "I was enjoying the music so much when I was interrupted at the crucial moment. It's really frustrating!"
Guan Gu scratched his head in frustration, "I still can't stand it, and why are you chewing gum at a time like this?!"
"Of course, it's to freshen your breath and prepare for the upcoming war!"
Hu Yifei said matter-of-factly.
Tang Youyou also looked somewhat displeased. "Guan Gu, you've already blocked one of my chances to join the crew. This is just a story, don't try to ruin it. Xiao Bai, keep going!"
"I......"
Guan Gu wanted to say something more, but Chen Xiaobai gave him a look, "Relax, everything's arranged for you, why are you in such a hurry!"
"Okay, I'll trust you this once!" Guan Gu finally calmed down.
The scene continues;
The door opened, and Tang Xiaoyou, hearing footsteps behind her, looked somewhat nervous. She slowly began to undress, revealing half of her shoulders, and looked up. "You...you must be Mr. Yi, you..."
Just then, Tang Xiaoyou saw the face of the person who had just arrived.
Mr. Yi, looking utterly aggrieved, cried out, "I've finally found you, Auntie!"
"Ah???" x8
Chen Xiaobai took in everyone's shocked expressions, a slight smile playing on his lips, and began to speak eloquently;
"It turns out that Mr. Yi's real name is Lü Xiaoqiao. He usually hides his identity and uses another pseudonym, Mr. Yi. And Tang Xiaoyou is his long-lost aunt!"
"What the hell?! I took my pants off, and this is what you show me? Are you even human?!"
Zeng Xiaoxian glared angrily at Chen Xiaobai.
The others weren't much better off, but they all felt a greater sense of contempt for Zeng Xiaoxian.
Tang Youyou cried out, "How could I not have thought of that? Oh dear..."
"Youyou, you're a special case! (Take him out)"
Hu Yifei said through gritted teeth.
Tang Youyou immediately expressed her agreement.
Zhang Wei couldn't help but sigh, "Is this going to turn into a melodrama from now on?"
"Of course not, the story gets even more exciting later on!"
Chen Xiaobai continued his story;
Mr. Yi looked at his aunt with a puzzled expression and asked, "Auntie, why are you dressed like this?"
"What's it to you? What do you want from me?!"
Tang Xiaoyou stammered as she grabbed a blanket and pillow to cover herself.
"I specifically asked you to help you find a blind date!"
"ah??!"
I have a Japanese friend who is successful, mature, steady, ambitious, handsome, and charming. If I were a girl, I would definitely fall for him. Would you like to consider him?
"Let me guess, is his name Guan Gu Shenqi?"
"Very close, it's his great-grandfather, Guan Gu Qi Ji!"
"You know the situation is turbulent right now, girls must respect themselves and not fall for bad people's tricks. You should listen to him more... Why did you hit me?"
Mr. Yi became more and more excited as he spoke, and his accent became increasingly strange. It turned out that Guan Gu had excitedly taken over the storytelling privileges after hearing it.
But Tang Youyou naturally understood, and immediately slapped him with a pillow;
"You think you're channeling Guan Gu? Don't think I won't recognize you just because you're wearing a disguise. What self-respect and self-love? Is that your line?"
Mr. Yi said menacingly, "Tang Xiaoyou, don't be so stubborn! Guards, come here!"
"That's pretty much it!"
"Take him away immediately and send him to Mr. Guanggu's residence by express delivery tonight. You'd better serve Mr. Guanggu well, hahaha~~~"
Mr. Yi watched as his men entered and took Tang Xiaoyou away, letting out a cacophony of laughter.
Guan Gu's voice slowly rang out at this moment: "Tang Xiaoyou was thus sent to Guan Gu Qi Ji's house. Guan Gu Qi Ji is not a brutal Japanese warlord!"
"He was just a painter temporarily residing in the concession, sketching and painting together. They painted together, learned Chinese together, and lived a carefree life..."
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Gendarmerie Headquarters.
"What???"
Mr. Yi was shocked by the sudden news and exclaimed, "Tang Xiaoyou is actually an underground agent! The person who tried to murder me is actually my aunt?!"
"He's in cahoots with that androgynous lunatic from last time!" the henchman immediately replied respectfully.
"That's my period!"
Mr. Yi blurted out, then fell into deep thought. After a moment, he finally understood and turned to his younger brother: "Go find Zhang Xiaowei for me!"
"Yes!"
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Zhang Wei was shocked by this setting and asked, "What does this have to do with me?"
"I need a skilled assassin!" Guan Gu smiled smugly, feeling quite pleased with himself.
Zhang Wei retorted, "How did I become an assassin?"
Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed Zhang Wei and teased, "Don't be modest, Zhang Wei! You're a heartthrob with 200 million searches!"
Zhang Wei looked down at himself; "But I don't look like a bad person either."
"Of course, I'll dress up a bit!"
Guan Gu smiled and was about to continue his story when Chen Xiaobai suddenly interrupted him.
"Wait, what about me? What about me? I want to be with Qingqing!"
"Don't worry, how could I forget you!" Guan Gu nodded with a smile; he was not an ungrateful person.
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headquarters.
The cell door slowly opened, and a man dressed in a suit and wearing a one-eyed eye patch appeared. He was the top assassin, Zhang Xiaowei!
Looking at Mr. Yi, who was offering incense and worshipping Guan Yu, Zhang Wei's eyes flashed with a hint of murderous intent, but he restrained himself well and said calmly, "Boss, you wanted to see me?"
"You've been with me the shortest, and your background is the cleanest!"
Mr. Yi stuck the incense stick in the burner, turned around and said, "So, I need you to do something for me!"
"Boss, what are your orders?"
"Go to Mr. Guan Gu's official residence, find this person, and then, it's a special case!"
Mr. Yi picked up Tang Xiaoyou's portrait from the table and explained.
Zhang Xiaowei looked at the portrait without hesitation and turned to leave.
After going out.
Zhang Xiaowei walked to the street and bought a pack of Universe brand cigarettes. With a slight flick of his finger, he passed a note to the vendor.
The vendor calmly accepted the cigarette and handed it over.
After Zhang Xiaowei had walked far away, the vendor sauntered into an alley and disappeared.
Inside a house.
Chen Dabai was cleaning his weapons. His plan had taken effect; Tang Xiaoyou had been sent to Guan Gu's place. However, Tang Xiaoyou recently sent word that she had become a kept woman, and Guan Gu was keeping a close eye on her...
There was no other way but to do it myself!
Just then, a knock sounded on the door; "Knock, knock, knock~ knock!"
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