Chapter 136 The Queen and the Imperial Concubine Join Forces
Chapter 136 The Queen and the Imperial Concubine Join Forces
Both the queen and the imperial concubine were reborn.
Today is the Imperial Concubine's birthday, and both the Empress and the Emperor are celebrating her birthday. According to custom, the Emperor is to stay overnight in the Imperial Concubine's palace.
Imperial Concubine: "Your Majesty, I haven't been with the Empress for a long time. Today is my birthday, and I want to sleep in the same bed with her, just like I would with my sisters at home. Please grant me permission."
Emperor: "Normally, the Empress and the Imperial Concubine fight to the death, but why is it so different today? Is this all just a show for me? Regardless, I've preserved the innocence of my beloved. Otherwise, how could I have endured this long night?"
After the emperor left, the empress and the imperial concubine began to exchange information.
Imperial Concubine: "Last time we fought to the death, and after you died, the Emperor didn't make me the Queen, but instead made my concubine sister the Queen. Then I realized that all these women in our harem were just shields for my concubine sister."
"That's right. We are all just a part of their play. I am the daughter of the Prime Minister, and you are the daughter of the General. If it weren't for our two families joining forces, would that bastard emperor still be able to ascend to the throne? Now that he has secured the throne, he is starting to abandon the donkey after it has served its purpose. How shameless."
"The emperor has already ascended the throne in this life. What should we do?"
"That's easy. Doesn't the dog emperor like your concubine's sister? You arrange for her to enter the palace. We won't do anything like forcibly breaking up a couple. If it's true love, we should stay together."
The imperial concubine rolled her eyes and said, "A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a secret lover, and a secret lover is not as good as not being able to steal. Let's put my concubine's sister under our eyes and see how long their true love can last. Your Majesty is really smart."
Sure enough, on the third day, the Queen's maid suddenly reported, "Your Majesty, something terrible has happened!"
"What's the matter?" The queen raised her eyelids.
"The Imperial Concubine and the Virtuous Concubine were strolling in the back garden. When they reached the rockery, they saw the Emperor... the Emperor and her concubine's sister making love. Her concubine's red mandarin duck bellyband was still hanging on the Emperor's belt."
When the queen heard this, she grabbed two handfuls of melon seeds, her eyes shining, and said, "Let's go eat some melons."
Surrounded by a group of concubines and palace maids, the emperor looked ugly, but after all, it was true love, so he took Liu Yanyan into the harem and made her Concubine Yan.
At the same time, the queen contacted her family and told the prime minister about what happened in her previous life, asking him to make plans early.
The Imperial Noble Consort also told her family. Unexpectedly, the Liu family discovered that the concubine was more favored by the emperor, so they decisively gave up on her and supported Liu Yanyan instead.
This made it difficult for the Prime Minister's family to support themselves.
Even if they were reborn, the queen and the imperial concubine could not change their fate.
"So why is it so easy for so many people who are reborn to change their lives? Why can't we do the same when it comes to us?"
Without sufficient ability and strategy, even if you are reborn 100 times, it will be useless. Often, rebirths lead to a resurgence because the plot is known in advance, and the original plot of the previous life remains unchanged, which is equivalent to an open-book exam.
In fact, after rebirth, the reborn person has changed a lot, and others can also feel it. How can it be possible to follow the original plot? If so, wouldn't it become a decline in intelligence for everyone?
Ginger asked, "Do you want to take revenge on your own? Or do you want me to help you?"
"Let's do it ourselves. Once we learn the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and become immune to all poisons, won't the whole world belong to us sisters?"
Sheng Jiang let them both into the space to study. Ten years passed in the space and ten days outside.
When she came out, the imperial concubine shouted, "Hahahaha, I, Hu Hansan, am back again!"
Sheng Jiang held his forehead and handed each of them a sniper rifle. "Plenty of bullets. This is much more powerful than martial arts."
The two fell silent as they watched Ginger pull the trigger and directly shoot the wheat grains 1000 meters away.
"Take it. No matter how good your martial arts skills are, they are still afraid of kitchen knives. With this blessing, you two will be invincible."
"That's right!" The Queen's eyes sparkled. "The whole world is open to us two crabs!"
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"Sometimes I think about how we started fighting. I remember one time I was dancing at the palace gate and seducing the dog emperor, but I ended up falling on my back. I saw oil on the ground, and I thought it was you who did it," said the imperial concubine.
The Queen looked at him as if he were mentally retarded, "Are you seriously ill? I'm the mother of a country, how could I compete for favor with a bunch of concubines?"
"Then when I gave birth, it was difficult and the baby died in my womb. I drank the medicine you sent me."
"I say you're stupid, and you really are. You're simple-minded and weak-limbed. I'm the mother of a country. No matter which concubine gives birth to a child, whether it's a princess or a prince, don't they have to call me mother? Why would I harm you?"
"Then... Yuanbao, the maidservant beside me, said..." Thinking of this, the imperial concubine finally wised up for once, "Could she be the emperor's woman?"
The queen looked at the imperial concubine and was speechless. What a silly beauty.
"But she has been with me since she was a child. How could she betray me?"
"Why not? In your family, everyone seeks profit and avoids harm. As your maid, it must be the same. You are the only one who is so weird."
The usually arrogant and domineering imperial concubine was like a frost-bitten eggplant at this moment. But she quickly cheered up and took the queen's arm, "It doesn't matter, I don't want that family anymore. I have my sister, the queen, and that's all I need. If my sister becomes the empress in the future, I will become a general and defend the country for you."
Queen: ...seems pretty good.
When the imperial concubine returned to the palace, Yuanbao immediately ran over and said, "My lady, where did you go just now? I asked you to find you."
The imperial concubine looked at her coldly, "Why? Do I need to report to you where I'm going?"
Yuanbao: Why is the imperial concubine different from before?
Kneel down quickly, "My Lady, that's not what I meant."
"what does that mean?"
"I am anxious."
"I'm worried that I won't be deceived by you. Your master should be panicking, right?"
Yuanbao's face turned pale, "My Lady, I don't know what you are talking about."
"I don't know?" The imperial concubine sneered, "Are you the emperor's man? Or are you Liu Yanyan's man?"
Yuanbao pouted, trying to act cute, "My Queen - if you slander me like this, I don't know what to say. I am innocent and I will be turbid. I have no way to defend myself."
The imperial concubine wasn't buying it anymore. "Pouting to act cute? How old are you? Still trying to do that? It's disgusting! Drag him out! Beat him to death!"
Yuanbao was terrified, "Your Majesty, spare me! Your Majesty, His Majesty only found me, I didn't do anything for him"
"What about Liu Yanyan?"
Yuanbao said nothing.
"Put her in a sack and put a cat inside. Also, have everyone in the palace watch. This is what happens when you betray your master!"
Yuanbao looked at the imperial concubine with an unconvinced look on his face.
"I've seen every step you've taken. Yuanbao, don't count on that scumbag and bitch to save you. A chess piece, once it loses its function, has only one fate: death."
The wild cat had scratched Yuanbao in the sack, leaving her covered in wounds and blood. The entire harem was filled with her shrill screams.
The emperor and Liu Yanyan were together. Liu Yanyan shrank into the emperor's arms in fear, "Brother Chen, Yan'er is so scared."
The emperor's expression was not good either. "Liu Shiyu is too cruel. But Yan'er, don't worry, I will make you the queen sooner or later."
"Your Majesty, don't blame my sister. Perhaps that maid did something to disobey her."
"My Yan'er is just too kind."
Liu Shiyu took advantage of the night to sneak into the general's mansion and stuffed a pill directly into General Liu's mouth.
"I heard that my father was unwell, so I went to Xiangguo Temple to ask for pills that can cure all diseases."
Liu Shiyu handed General Liu another date and said, "Father, you must take dates with your pills."
General Liu slapped her away, "Rebellious girl, what did you give me to eat?"
"Zaozi!" Liu Shiyu said innocently, "Father, don't you even recognize Zaozi?"
He looked at the dates on the ground with a look of pity, "Oh my, eating dates means taking pills with them; if you don't eat dates, I'm afraid you'll be finished faster, father!"
General Liu: ...Do you want to listen to what you are saying?
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Father, don't you understand what I'm saying? Do you think that if you support Liu Yanyan, the emperor will let you go? A person who is too successful will scare the emperor. Father understands this better than anyone else."
Seeing that Father Liu was still being stubborn, Liu Shiyu asked Duoduo to give him the memories of her previous life.
In the previous life, after General Liu supported Liu Yanyan, the emperor only temporarily relaxed his vigilance. However, Liu Yanyan often mentioned to the emperor, intentionally or unintentionally, the indifference and injustice she had suffered in the general's mansion. She always felt that General Liu favored the legitimate daughter and suppressed the concubine's daughter.
How could the emperor tolerate such a great injustice against his beloved? He soon found a fault and executed the entire general's family.
General Liu was horrified when he saw the memories of his previous life. "Xiao Yu, could it be that you have been reborn?"
"right"
"This damn bitch! How have I ever treated her unfairly?" General Liu said earnestly, "Xiaoyu, in your last life, it was your father who was blind and heartless, and caused you so much suffering. In this life, whatever you say, I will do! I only listen to you."
"is it?"
"Dad swears to God!"
"But I don't believe it, father. The premise of all this you're saying now is that you want the antidote, right?" Liu Shiyu smiled, "I can give you an antidote every month. I only believe in myself."
"You! You killed your father like this, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning and dying a miserable death?"
"I've died once, what else is there to be afraid of?"
After saying this, Liu Shiyu returned to the palace.
Similarly, the queen also sneaked into the prime minister's residence and told him what the emperor had done.
The Prime Minister's wife was quite open-minded. "My dear daughter, if you become the emperor, then I will be the emperor emeritus, right?"
"Yes, yes! Mother, if you want to experience being an emperor, I will take you to court."
The Prime Minister calmly asked, "How can it be so easy to rebel?"
"Dad, don't worry." After saying that, the queen took out her sniper rifle and fired at a tree 500 meters away. When they walked over and took a look, they saw only a big hole in the middle of the tree.
"Dad, do you think we still need to be afraid of that dog emperor if we have this?"
The Prime Minister was very excited. "My dear daughter, what is this?"
"Guns, here are two small ones, Dad, for you and Mom to use for self-defense. Just pull the trigger."
The Prime Minister and his wife's eyes lit up. "Let's rebel tomorrow!"
"No need. Tomorrow, I will deal with the bastard emperor. I will ask him to issue an edict to abdicate the throne to me. As for the ministers in the court, I will definitely be able to control the situation with my father here."
The next day, the emperor was still in Liu Yanyan's palace. The empress and the imperial concubine, armed with Gatling guns, broke into the palace.
The group of Imperial Palace masters outside didn't dare to act rashly. Just kidding, those two guys had something so powerful, didn't they even take out 007, the most skilled of the Imperial Palace masters? A single blow to the head, blood splattered all over the floor. It was terrifying.
The emperor was also startled, but pretended to be calm, "How dare you! Are the Empress and the Imperial Concubine planning a rebellion?"
"I am not allowed to be presumptuous. I have been presumptuous many times. Is this the only time I need? The emperor takes turns to be the emperor. This year, it is my turn. I also ask the emperor to issue an edict and pass the throne to me. Otherwise,
The Queen shot a guard who was about to make a move in the head. Seeing him fall to the ground instantly, she said slowly, "This is the end!"
"You! You!" The emperor was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Liu Yanyan said from the side, "Sister, how could you get involved with the Empress? Don't you care about our parents' lives anymore?"
Liu Shiyu sneered, "Have you ever cared? If you don't, what qualifications do you have to criticize me?"
"Sister, what are you talking about?" Liu Yanyan was about to cry.
"Don't act like a idiot, I'm not buying it. Let me ask you, do you really not know that the person next to you is afraid of the General's Mansion and wants to use you to get rid of your parents?
Of course, for this, he also promised you the throne of Queen."
Liu Yanyan glanced at the emperor, made a quick decision, and cried, "Sister, I, I don't know... I thought he really loved me."
Emperor: "Bitch! You've switched sides so quickly? Where are the Imperial Guards?"
The brave ones stepped forward, the Queen and the Imperial Concubine looked at each other, raised their guns and started shooting in circles, and blood flowed on the ground.
The emperor's legs were broken. He knelt on the ground, unable to speak.
Liu Yanyan was also shot in the chest, blood gushing out, the pain made her break out in a cold sweat: Damn, when did this woman become so strong?
Liu Shiyu seemed to have just realized it and said nonchalantly, "I'm sorry, I hurt you by mistake. Come, I'll help you take out the peanuts."
As he said that, he started to dig with his hands, causing her to faint from the pain.
"Old Emperor, I'll give you another chance. Will you write the abdication edict?" the Queen asked again.
"Write, I write"
When the emperor finished writing, the queen took out the imperial seal and stamped it, "Okay, you are useless, you can die now."
As he said this, he shot the emperor in the head.
The queen brought the emperor's eunuchs and directly announced that the ministers would come to court.
Some ministers were incredulous, and those who strongly opposed were shot to pieces on the spot.
The Prime Minister and General Liu took the lead in kneeling down and shouting "Long live the emperor".
The others did not object, and the Queen thus secured her position as Empress.
The first thing is to arrange General Liu to guard the border.
The second thing is to let out all the women in the harem who are willing to leave.
Needless to say, other policies are all conducive to the stability of the country.
"What? You are going to the border?" The Queen, no, the Empress asked Liu Shiyu.
"Right? Patriarch Liu doesn't have my antidote anymore, and I'm afraid he'll die in the next couple of days. When I get there, I can take over his place." Liu Shiyu looked at the empress, "As I said, I will definitely protect this kingdom for you."
"You...don't have anything else to say?"
"That's all." Liu Shiyu slapped her horse and ran away, "I finally became your white moonlight, hahahaha"
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