Chapter 197 Explosive Gossip
Chapter 197 Explosive Gossip
Mu Chen: [Not interested, I don't want to listen to you anymore.]
Never stay up late again: [I won't listen, but if you want to tell me, you can beg me, beg me to listen, and maybe I'll agree.]
Never again will I stay up all night: [It's not like you're in a relationship, why are you getting so worked up?]
Sleep for three more minutes: [We haven't even talked yet, and I haven't caught up with him yet.]
Xiao Jiu: "Everyone seems so gossipy about relationship matters."
Gossiping is human nature; who doesn't enjoy listening to it?
When my best friend and I meet up, we chat about other people, and time flies by when we're gossiping about others.
[Upstairs, you're just like me! I also love gossiping about others with my best friend.]
We boys don't do that; we don't like gossiping about others like that.
That's because you haven't heard the explosive gossip, haven't heard what interests you.
If you're talking about explosive gossip, I'll get all excited. I think the most explosive gossip comes from the older generation. Anyone want to hear it?
【I】
【I】
【+1】
Xiao Jiu: "Me"
Like a primary school student answering a question, Xiao Jiu raised her right hand. If she wanted to hear gossip, she wouldn't be sleepy at all. She wanted to study how many explosive gossips this world could have.
Doraemon: Little sister, this doesn't really suit your pretty face. What beautiful girl wants to hear this kind of gossip?
[The contrast is so endearing, you wouldn't understand! It's so down-to-earth, like a fairy sitting at a roadside chatting with a village auntie.]
That's a bit too down-to-earth for you.
Stop being so down-to-earth, you're almost becoming like a local tyrant.
Are you listening or not?
【listen】
[Must Listen]
[My sister listened, so we'll listen too.]
[Wouldn't you guys find a little... something about a younger sister like this?]
What's up?
[That's it, you know]
[Mu Chen: I like her no matter what. She's quite cute, isn't she?]
[Sleepless Nights: Hey bro, she's actually kind of cute like this, but you're kind of disgusting.]
[Just three more minutes of sleep: Hehehe, if you keep doing this, I'll break your legs when Brother Chen comes back.]
[Sleepless Nights: I was wrong, brother. It wasn't me just now. You know I have a younger brother. That was posted by my brother.]
[Mu Chen: Really? I didn't know you had a younger brother?]
[Ze Yi: This is good. Let her be herself. If you like someone, shouldn't you like everything about her?]
[Unseen: She's quite cute like this. I'm curious to know what she's like when she hears gossip in real life.]
[Falling Star: You like hearing these kinds of things? I have plenty here.]
Xiao Jiu: "Hmm? Brother Luo Xing, what do you do? Why do you have so much gossip?"
[Falling Star: I own an entertainment company, you know, the entertainment industry has the most gossip.]
Brother, you're my only brother, I also want to hear some gossip.
Brother Luoxing, you will be my only connection in the entertainment industry.
Hey bro, do you need a little sister? A little sister who eats and drinks well and runs home in the afternoon.
Xiao Jiu: "Wow, Brother Luo Xing, you're really amazing! But Brother Luo Xing, it seems like you're not based in China. Is your company also based in China?"
[Falling Star: This is a domestic website; I can tell you anything you want to know.]
When it comes to celebrities abroad, they don't really recognize them in China. But when they hear that someone is from China, they think, "That's alright, at least when the gossip is told, I can tell whose gossip it is."
[Falling Star: Do you want to hear it now? I can have someone tell you.]
Xiao Jiu thought for a moment, "Never mind, let's talk about it privately next time. Let's hear the explosive gossip that fan just shared."
Celebrities have many fans, and talking about these things in a live stream, whether true or false, will cause a lot of unnecessary trouble. Moreover, I've heard that many fans in the entertainment industry are quite scary, and it's unnecessary to cause any accidents.
Especially if the gossip is true and affects the celebrity's reputation, they will definitely take action. Using public opinion is what they do most often. I'm just a small-time streamer and don't want to get involved in those things.
[Yeah, yeah, let's listen to the explosive gossip from the older generation. Let's put the entertainment industry aside for now; good things come to those who wait.]
Come on, where did the bro who was about to gossip go?
【You're here! We've been waiting for you!】
[The gossip in our village: A dad broke his leg, and his son couldn't come home, so his girlfriend went to take care of him. They fell in love, and the son wanted them to break up. The dad wouldn't have it and even wanted to marry his son's girlfriend and have a wedding. In the end, they severed ties.]
[This is alright, is there anything even more explosive?]
This is acceptable; I'd like to hear something super explosive.
I have it, I have it.
[There's a woman in our village, probably around fifty this year. She originally had a son and a daughter, but her son got into a second-tier university and went to celebrate with his classmates. He went swimming in the reservoir and died [crying uncontrollably]. After her son died, she slept with many men in the village [awkward laugh]. She said she would have another son no matter what, as long as it was hers, regardless of whose father it was [awkward laugh]. Her husband died of anger [awkward laugh]. We are a minority group, only about a dozen families and a little over a hundred people. But apart from the men in our twenties, she said she slept with all the others [smiling]. Many of them should call her "Grandma" according to seniority, but she slept with them [awkward laugh].]
This is absolutely mind-blowing; this woman is incredibly fierce.
Our generation is conservative in behavior but open-minded in thinking, while the older generation is conservative in thinking but open-minded in behavior.
My idea of dating: holding hands, having dinner, and watching a movie; the older generation's idea of dating: getting pregnant and having a baby immediately.
I'm 18, my sister is 24. I like my sister. We're not considered close relatives; she's my buddy's mother. My buddy's grandmother is with my dad.
【No, buddy, wait a minute, let me sort this out】
[Your buddy? How old is he that you call him buddy? [facepalm]]
[It's not that you don't understand, his dad is with his sister and mom, his buddy is his sister's son [facepalm][facepalm] He likes his sister [facepalm][facepalm] Is it that complicated, guys?]
[System crash] His friend's mom is 6 years old? She's about to give birth.
My younger brother is five years old, is he my buddy? [facepalm][facepalm]
[System crash] Grandma is his friend's dad's mom. No matter how you calculate it, it's impossible for a "sister" to have a friend who's 18 years old, plus or minus 6. This is a logical problem. [crying emoji]
[So his friend must be his nephew, right?]
[It's getting even more convoluted...]
His father lives with his sister's mother-in-law.
He calls his sister's son "bro," but that's a generational difference.
[How did his buddies become buddies? [Nine-Turned Intestines]]
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