Chapter 76 Cat’s Banquet
Chapter 76 Cat’s Banquet
The silver snake's oval head tilted when it heard this, and it suddenly lowered its body and bent its long body close to the ground. Cats who have often had encounters with snakes immediately realize that this is a sign that the other party is ready to move forward.
Cats' reaction speed is seven times that of snakes. When snakes coil up and launch attacks, cats can easily dodge. To the cat, everything the snake does appears to be in slow motion.
However, this silver snake is too weird. When faced with an enemy whose strength is unknown, experienced cats will choose to keep a distance and will not take the initiative to attack unless forced.
Seeing that Silver Snake was trying to close the distance, the four cats immediately protected Little Lihua behind them. The lord is away, and Xiao Lihua has no fighting ability. They must protect Lu Yu.
Lu Yu:? How presumptuous of you!
It was obviously the first one to spot the Silver Snake just now, and it bravely gave it two big slaps.
Boom! The head bangs!
The cats just wanted to create a barrier between Lu Yu and Silver Snake, and didn't want to hit him accidentally. Snakes have very poor eyesight and are super myopic. They do not rely on their eyes to hunt prey, but rely on the thermal imaging transmitted to their brains from their cheek pits.
By memorizing the shape and smell of prey, snakes can track and hunt.
So at this moment, what Silver Snake saw was that there were four red, high-temperature objects squeezing together. But which one of them is Senwu’s little raccoon flower?
Silver Snake tilted its head in confusion, and moved hesitantly to a living creature that was closer in size to a little civet cat: "Little civet cat, don't be afraid, my name is Yin, and I am a companion in the Senwu Mountain Forest. In autumn, , I saw you from a distance at the gate of Senwu’s nest.”
A very polite self-introduction, anyone who hears it can’t help but reach out and shake his hand. The premise is that both parties have a pair of deft hands.
Upon hearing this, Lu Yu revealed a pair of eyes from behind Tao Da's tail and blinked curiously. It was pushed behind the long-haired tabby cat just now. Who is Yin talking to right now?
I saw the silver snake coiled in front of the black cat Xuan, holding its oval head high, quietly waiting for the other party's reply.
Ah Xuan squatted downright and said nothing.
Fatty and Ahu whispered: "Is this snake's eyes blind?"
A black cat and a patterned cat, how blind do you have to be to recognize that they are wrong?
"Puff puff puff! The cat just said that Ah Xuan is the weakest among us!" Ah Hu covered his stomach and rolled with laughter.
During their free time on weekdays, the four leaders of the cat gang always wanted to compete, but they never came to a conclusion. Today, the black cat was recognized by a snake as a little raccoon that has no fighting ability, hahaha!
"Hit!" Ah Xuan spat out one word coldly, and threw Ah Hu down with lightning speed. The two cats immediately roared and fought each other all over the yard, with hair flying all over the sky.
Hearing the cat's threatening voice, Rourou raised his head and saw that it was not a serious fight, so Ahu didn't call it for help, so he lay back on his paws and closed his eyes to rest.
Well done, Xuan! Lu Yu waved his meow fist to cheer for the black cat. You offended two cats with one sentence. You deserve to be beaten for having such a low emotional intelligence!
Two cats struggled and rolled past in front of them. Silver stood still in the air for a while, seeming to digest the embarrassment of mistaking the cat.
"Silver, the cat is here." Since he is the same kind as Senwu, he is the cat's friend. Lu Yu jumped out on his own initiative. He had carefully recalled it just now and found that he had indeed never seen a silver snake, and Senwu hadn't mentioned it to him either.
Lu Yu rubbed his paws, feeling as if a colleague who claimed to be her husband's friend suddenly came to visit her. Her husband was not at home, and it felt awkward as a wife who knew nothing about it.
Bah bah bah! Not my wife!
At present, most people are considered cohabitants!
Lu Yu shook off the strange imagination in his mind and put on a welcoming smile: "Are you here to see Senwu? Senwu has gone to inspect the territory and won't be back for a while."
A gentle breeze blew by, making the exposed nose feel cool. Lu Yu licked his cold nose. Snakes usually wake up from hibernation in mid-to-late March. Yin must have something important to come to Senwu now.
Running back to the house and grabbing a pure cotton towel, Lu Yu used his paws to make a soft cushion: "Yin, you'll make do. The towel is warmer, the ground is too cold."
Without biological heat induction, Yin spit out the letter and sniffed it for a long time. Finally, he found the position of the towel, slowly climbed up and wrapped it up: "Thank you, you are the most polite and adorable kitten I have ever seen."
I remember when it first met Senwu, but the big black cat ate eight large and small snakes one after another, and it finally started talking to him.
Senwu chews chews: Who are you? Why can't I finish eating?
Yin was like an elder who got his wish: "I came to see you, Senwu is stingy and won't let you see you. You are really a special kitten. If I were Senwu, I would also want to hide you in the nest. Show me."
Lu Yu wagged his tail shyly when he heard this: "Thank you for the compliment, you are also the most special little snake a cat has ever seen." It was too cold to hibernate, so he ran out to watch the fun.
When he thought of the long years that Senwu had lived, Lu Yu was filled with an endless desire to explore the time that he had not been able to participate in.
Without it, would Senwu hunt and sleep like he does now? Are there any past events worth recalling?
The most important thing is, does Senwu have any friends with whom he can talk? Otherwise, countless days and nights would be so lonely.
"I occasionally go to the forest to talk to Senwu." Silver Snake hissed, "I usually go when Senwu is full, otherwise he will be eaten by it. It is not easy to find a favorite snake to possess. "
Hearing about possession again, Lu Yu asked curiously: "Are you all possessed?"
The creations of nature are so amazing, what is the principle of possession? Resonance and control of brain waves? Wait, is it reasonable for a reborn kitten to be so materialistic?
Yin heard the words and shook his head from side to side: "Only I can. Each of our kind has different abilities."
Silver can possess the same kind of people, Ajiao's horns will grow flowers that extend life, what about Senwu? It seems that apart from growing a little bigger, Senwu has no other incredible abilities.
Yin praised without hesitation: "Sen Wu is the best at fighting!"
Does being a good fighter count? Lu Yu stared in surprise with round almond-shaped eyes. Then again, as a cat who can conquer the mountains and forests with invincible hands and firmly hold the position of lord, Senwu is really incredible.
Oops, they were discussing "secrets" a little too loudly! Can other animals know these things? Will it bring trouble to Senwu and Yin?
Lu Yu quickly looked back and forth, trying to see the cats' reactions.
Ah Hu was pushed up the wall by Ah Xuan, and the two cats chased each other. Tao Da kicked the bell ball away, and Fatty shot up to the sky like an orange ball and caught it, beating the agile fat man.
Cats are completely uninterested in so-called secrets. So what if you know, cats hunt and fight for their own territory, and it’s a good thing that Senwu can fight.
The world of animals is very simple. They are content with their destiny and stay in the position given by nature. They each protect their territory, hunt and eat, reproduce and live together, do not invade each other, and survive together.
Lu Yu felt relieved.
I hope that the technology of this world will never be developed enough to decipher the language of animals, and let Moriwu and Gin continue to be passed down as beautiful legends.
When Senwu jumped into the yard with a fat wild pigeon in his mouth, he saw five cats, a dog, and a snake enjoying themselves, and their plates were filled with delicious food.
"Senwu!" Lu Yu was the first to spot the majestic big black cat, and jumped over to meet Senwu Niwai, "You came back just in time, hey, why did you bring back a pigeon?"
Senwu spat out the pigeons and licked Lu Yu's cocked head hair flat: "Cat remembers that you said you missed the taste of pigeons. Pigeons in the city are raised to be soft, and the meat is not firm and tasteless. The pigeons in the mountains and forests are Pigeons are delicious.”
"Meow meow meow."
Lu Yu was so moved that he wanted to burst into tears. It casually mentioned it during the New Year's Eve dinner. Unexpectedly, Senwuji would catch pigeons for it to eat whenever it returned to the town.
"Do you like it?" Senwu's green cat eyes were sparkling, and it felt happy to be able to meet its partner's needs.
Lu Yu leaned forward and kissed the big black cat: "I like it!"
Immersed in her boyfriend's peerless beauty, Lu Yu forgot for a moment that there were a group of plush animals behind him waiting to be fed.
"Lord! Little Lihua!" Ahu, the cow cat, suddenly squeezed his face out from between the two cats. "You guys come and have a bite first. When the cats start eating, you can watch them as long as you like!"
Ah, the nymphomaniac was seen, Lu Yu ran away with a red face, Senwu picked up the pigeon and followed closely after the little civet flower. This was Lu Yu's snack, no one was allowed to touch it.
Senwu passed by the cow cat without squinting, and his paws accidentally stepped on the black tail.
Ahu meowed and jumped up. If another cat did this, it would definitely pounce on it and give it a good fight. But it was the lord who stepped on its tail, and Ahu dared not speak out in anger.
Ah Xuan finally raised the corner of his mouth: "Yes!"
Lu Yu is funny. There is a saying among humans that if you interfere with others' love, you will be kicked by a horse. If you come to Ahu, if you prevent the cat from falling in love, the cat will step on its tail.
Sen Wu was surprisingly cautious.
"Silver." The big black cat greeted coldly.
Yin has long been accustomed to Senwu's cold attitude: "You didn't go back to the mountains and forests to spend the winter this year. I went to see your nest and there was no animal encroachment. But spring is coming, and the animals are looking for a perfect nest to mate and reproduce. You have been the most popular recently. Let’s go back and take care of it.”
Entering the courtship season, male animals become violent and aggressive. No matter if you are a lord or something, let’s talk about a fight. If you win, you will have a female in the nest, but if you lose? If you lose, go find the next unlucky guy and continue the challenge.
"Thank you." Senwu was busy plucking the pigeon's feathers. It really planned to go back to the forest to tidy up the empty tree hole. When spring comes, it wants to give Lu Yu a clean and soft love nest.
But in the end, whether to go to the mountains or stay in a human home, I still have to see Lu Yu. To be honest, Senwu didn't like to spend his estrus period under the nose of humans. Firstly, humans were in the way, and secondly, humans were very noisy.
Lu Yu is thin-skinned and might not be willing to date him if humans stare at him.
Lu Yu: No one likes to be watched doing that kind of thing!
"Yin, try this, it's made of pure pork." Lu Yu was numb, why were they discussing the wedding arrangements in public, so he quickly ate something to cover his unobstructed mouth!
When Lu Yi came over with a bowl and warm water, he was startled by a small snake with a bulging belly. He quickly counted the plush ones in the yard, one, two, three, four, five-six, not a single one was missing.
"Meow, meow, meow." Lu Yi, thank you, meow!
Seeing Lu Yu filling them with warm water, Lu Yu raised his head and called to him. Sorry, the cat is putting its paws under Senwu's belly and covering its hands. It's not convenient to get up now. The cat will make up for it in the evening by rubbing its hands with thanks.
"Open your mouth, good boy." Senwu pulled off a piece of tender pigeon meat and brought it to Lu Yu's mouth.
Lu Shi was not surprised by this. The two cats often performed this kind of feeding act at home.
But the cats look fresh, and usually only the mother cat will chew up the food and feed it to the kittens, and even if it is chewed up, it will not be given to the kittens' mouths dotingly.
"Little Li Hua is such a loser, her claws can't even hold down a pigeon." Fatty whispered to Ah Hu.
"Although I agree with what you said, I advise you to just think about it in your heart." Ahu licked the tip of his aching tail and gave the silly orange cat a heartfelt advice.
You don't say you are beeping quietly, you are obviously talking loudly.
Lu Yu chews chews: You don’t understand what it feels like to be pampered by a boyfriend, meow.
This was a dinner party that was not as good as another day. The cats, dogs and little snakes all ate very well. Not only their bellies were full, but their eyes were also full.
When leaving, Lu Yu specifically told Yin to go back to the mountain before leaving Little Snake. Otherwise, the ignorant little snake walking on the road will easily be beaten to death by panicked humans, or picked up and eaten by cats.
Yin hissed and spat out the letter: "See you in the spring, cute little raccoon flower."
Senwu said coldly: "No time, no see."
Ah, why are you not free?
Lu Yu only thought that Senwu didn't want to be disturbed, but he didn't expect that he really wasn't free at that time.
A popular treasure hunt game is playing on the TV. The program team scattered the keys to the treasure in various cities. Game participants need to collect all the keys alone. The prize is a real one million cash.
The exciting part of this game is that keys can be snatched or traded, and game participants will make various unexpected choices for different reasons.
The intertwining of humanity and competition on the screen made Lu Yu's blood boil.
So one day, when Senwu jumped up to the window sill on the second floor, he saw Lu Yu rushing over with bright eyes, "Senwu, cats, let's play a treasure hunt game!"
"Okay." Senwu was very happy to play with Lu Yu, but before that, he needed to understand the rules of the game.
A treasure hunt game consisting of treasures and rewards.
Senwu, who was smarter than the cat, drew inferences from what he had learned. The big black cat leaned close to Lu Yu and asked expectantly: "Good boy, if the cat wins, what reward will the cat get?"
Senwu, you are so crazy. You want rewards before the game even starts.
"What do you want?" Lu Yu asked instead without answering. This is the same principle as bargaining. Let the other party reveal its trump card first. If it finds it unacceptable, then propose a compromise plan.
The university has a special course called game theory, which teaches this kind of psychological confrontation. Senwu definitely doesn't understand that humans are really cunning creatures.
"When spring comes, the cat wants you to go back to its nest in the forest with you." Senwu said without hesitation. This is not called reluctance, this is called willing to admit defeat.
"!" Listen to these words of tiger and wolf! Senwu, has your estrus started now?
His whole body was burning with Senwu's hot eyes. Lu Yu resisted the urge to roll over and cleared his throat: "If you can win the game."
Senwu's tail stood high when he heard this. Its pupils constricted to a thin needle, which is a classic reaction of cats entering hunting mode.
Lu Yu shook his shoulders: Is the cat digging a hole for itself?
Naturally, the treasure hunt game between two cats does not have the props prepared in advance like a variety show. Lu Yu stipulated that anything in the corners of the second floor or lying on the ground would be considered targets.
Whoever finds something more attractive wins.
Sen Wu hit the nail on the head and discovered the bug: "Who is more attractive to judge?"
Lu Yu had already thought of his words, and he fooled the simple cat in a flawless way: "You and I will vote."
Senwu was thoughtful, and just when Lu Yu was about to get numb from staring at him, the big black cat finally smiled and nodded in agreement.
Why does it feel like being seen through by a cat?
do not care!
Lu Yu shook away the distracting thoughts in his mind and twisted his butt: I will fight for the cat's innocence!
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